if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Having an illness that makes you tired all the time no matter how much sleep you get is cruel but what is worse is when that illness also gives you days on end where you can’t sleep despite being exhausted!
I can’t stress enough how important it is that you surround yourself with supportive people who make you feel important and special, and who enhance your life with their presence. If their presence is making you feel worse instead of better, re-evaluate why you’re letting them stay.
Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]
Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet