Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate. And stick around for his extended interview with Hillary Clinton.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
DEAN DOESN’T NEED A ROLL CALL TO GET CAS TO SAY HIS NAME
Happy Birthday, Harrison Ford! (July 13, 1942)
I forgot how hot Harrison Ford was. Thank God for animated gif sets.
I love this scene cause they never even have to lie once
I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition
the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes
fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”